Category: Prayers

Blessed are the laws of physics and the knowing of them,
let us respect and revere the lives of our forebears,
that delivered the laws unto us that we may not be morons,
give us strength and let us live on in this state of choice
before our matter and energy are changed by Universe,
as we once again become stardust as we were,
as we shall be.
Oh laws of physics,
help us spread the facts and by their spreading,
remove the ignorant and the morons from our sight for ever,
and let us make the most of our choices and waste not our lives
in mumbo jumbo nor hocus pocus, yeh even not in gobble dee gook!

Oh Universe of facts,
help us deliver the morons of this planet
and any others there may be on other planets as aliens,
to the joy of knowing and the other good of stuff.
Grant us the courage to call a moron a moron,
and the means to deliver them from belief into the knowing,
before their ignorance overcomes any more life on this planet.
Great googly moogly!

Our Universe which art all things,
hallowed be thy facts.
Thy existence is,
thy laws be one

on Earth as it is in Universe.
Give us today our day to day,
that we may ask questions,
as we get answers from the questions that we ask,

and lead us not into superstition,
but deliver us from belief.
For thine is the eternal road of infinite study,
for ever and ever.

one time